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• My crazy helicopter mother called my English professor to protest the D I got on my mid-term. I feel like I’m in grade school again. thanks Mom. FML.

  March 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• One of my professor’s hired me to clean his house before a party. While I was cleaning I found a box full of sex toys and most of them had obviously been used. FML.

  March 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Bio, Chem, Neuro tests this week. FML

  March 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My roommate has a new boyfriend. He’s a vegan and he threw out all the meat in our fridge because “meat is murder”. FML.

  March 1, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Idatedavegantoo 9:01 am on March 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Fuck him

• I caught my BF on sexyfuckbook.com. FML

  February 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Would it be so wrong to sleep with my TA to get a little edge over the rest of the highly competitive assholes in my class? I think not. FML

  February 22, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment

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  • blah 5:00 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    If he’s hot, why not?

  • W 5:18 pm on March 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I can’t sleep with any of my TAs. I’m a straight female at a women’s college

    • gah 10:33 pm on March 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      dang too bad
      bad choice on attending a women’s college

      • W 9:30 pm on March 15, 2010 Permalink
        

        Ahaha

• I was having dinner in a restaurant & there was a Mom with 2 of the brattiest kids I’ve ever seen. After listening to them for 20 minutes I commented loudly that I wish those brats would sit down & behave. The Mom turned around & shot me the death stare. It was my English prof. FML.

  February 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I just found out the guy I’ve been hooking up with for the past month has a facebook page…..for HIS CAT. FML.

  February 12, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• 4 test tubes were broken during centrifugation yesterday for an experiment. The first time in Vanderbilt history I guess. FML.

  February 12, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today in the caf some idiot actually said to me “Back that fine ass up”. Seriously? That’s all you got in the way of pick up lines? We’re going out tomorrow night. FML.

  February 12, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Pants on the ground, underwear in the microwave. That was one hell of a Super Bowl party. Too bad I can’t find my wallet. FML.

  February 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I some how got poop all over the single bathroom wall….my blind date came in after me.

  February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today I got my chem test results back. I failed, That is after also barely making it last semester! Seems like my future in medicine is screwed. When they tell us about all that Vandy has to offer, they never mention the lower GPA part. FML

  February 8, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 1:41 am on February 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    puhleaze. chem is one of the easier premed classes.

  • coolest_chic 9:37 pm on February 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    well good for you! not for me!

• My girlfriend came across me masturbating on chatroulette. She proceeded to break up with me… on chatroulette. FML

  February 6, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 1:34 pm on February 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    thats hott

• What’s with these chicks and glitter. My gf wears “fairy dust” and now it’s all over my sheets. FML and dating brainless chicks.

  February 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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